Bathroom (After)

Bathroom (Before)

Man of Mystery

Zoe: Why are we doing this again?
Me: I don't know. Fred is a man of mystery. I don't ask questions.
Zoe: He is mysterious. Like a sphinx with glasses.

She’s a keeper!

voodoopuff:

Love our assistant :)

(Source: voodoopuff)

emilgh:

George Bluth is Don Vito Corleone… It all makes sense now!

My Rare Agreement with David Brooks →

P.S. I blame the baby boomers for this epidemic.

If You're Going to Get Hitched, This is the Way to Go. →

Required Reading for My Fellow Metro-Northers →

Is there anything she can’t do?

Queen to Have Lunch with Insane Criminal →

Charlie Brooker: Britain's Jon Stewart →

Cobwebs →

I love my ‘burb lifestyle, but this happens to me on almost a daily basis.

Fashion Sense

A guy in a Cheeseburger Hat stopped me this morning to compliment my tie. A guy can have bad taste in hats, but good taste in ties, right?

These IE guys just keep getting better.

The privacy setting is inside my brain and involves me either saying things or not saying things.

— The Daily Mash