January 2012
2 posts
Jan 18th
1 note
Jan 18th
November 2011
1 post
Man of Mystery
Zoe: Why are we doing this again?
Me: I don't know. Fred is a man of mystery. I don't ask questions.
Zoe: He is mysterious. Like a sphinx with glasses.
Nov 4th
7 notes
October 2011
1 post
Oct 6th
3 notes
July 2011
1 post
Jul 6th
4 notes
March 2011
1 post
My Rare Agreement with David Brooks →
P.S. I blame the baby boomers for this epidemic.
Mar 11th
October 2010
1 post
If You're Going to Get Hitched, This is the Way to... →
Oct 6th
September 2010
3 posts
Required Reading for My Fellow Metro-Northers →
Sep 17th
Sep 16th
1 note
Queen to Have Lunch with Insane Criminal →
Sep 16th
August 2010
2 posts
Charlie Brooker: Britain's Jon Stewart →
Aug 24th
Cobwebs →
I love my ‘burb lifestyle, but this happens to me on almost a daily basis.
Aug 19th
July 2010
2 posts
Fashion Sense
A guy in a Cheeseburger Hat stopped me this morning to compliment my tie. A guy can have bad taste in hats, but good taste in ties, right?
Jul 21st
Jul 14th
May 2010
5 posts
“The privacy setting is inside my brain and involves me either saying things or...”
– The Daily Mash
May 27th
May 19th
532 notes
Bothered
I’m annoyed that the people responsible for Closed Captioning don’t know how to spell “soirée.”  If Regis Philbin can pronounce it, you should be able to spell it.
May 19th
WatchWatch
mdfsmash: “Why Don’t You Love Me” - Beyoncé Uh….wow….just….wow.
May 5th
1 note
May 5th
April 2010
4 posts
Apr 18th
Apr 18th
Apr 8th
Apr 1st
March 2010
2 posts
WatchWatch
emilgh: A Galactic Empire State of Mind…
Mar 30th
2 notes
Mar 30th
February 2010
1 post
The Greatest Craigslist Room Rental Ad Ever - The... →
Feb 19th
January 2010
1 post
Jan 21st
December 2009
4 posts
The End of Lost & Founds →
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
Protest Win « FAIL Blog →
She will be judged!
Dec 11th
1 note
My Humble Apologies for Offending Your "God"
Oh, Senator Vincent Leibell, I can’t wait to vote against you and pile heaps of money on whoever opposes you in the next election, you spineless bigot.  Would it help at all if I said the Flying Spaghetti Monster supported gay marriage?
Dec 2nd
November 2009
12 posts
Nov 25th
Nov 24th
817 notes
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
WatchWatch
You may NOT have an autograph.
Nov 16th
Nov 13th
Nov 12th
476 notes
It's all about perspective. →
Nov 11th
WatchWatch
Cool and all, but there had better be a little robot owl thing…
Nov 11th
Nov 10th
Nov 10th
Nov 10th
September 2009
4 posts
True Tales of Conversational Vengeance - Nerd... →
I love me some good nerd vengeance.
Sep 10th
Beholder
The difference between a drag queen and a female impersonator is merely better lighting.
Sep 5th
Touched by a Gayngel? →
Sep 3rd
Entrepreneurs: Atheists Sell Pet Care Service To... →
It sounds like an Onion article, but it’s not!
Sep 2nd
July 2009
2 posts
Robot 6 @ Comic Book Resources - Covering Comic... →
Must. Obtain. Motorcycle.
Jul 17th
Jul 7th
June 2009
1 post
Jun 3rd